That awkward moment when you’re casually sat at your desk speaking to someone on the phone……and your belt snaps open!… Now, if this is the Universe trying to tell me I need to “get naked” I really don’t think this is the time nor the place! :s Continue reading Young Girl’s Belt Snaps Open – A Sign From Above?
That awkward moment when one of your “older” colleagues “rolls” across the aisle…… rams his office chair into yours, yells “bumper cars” and casually rolls back over to his desk again… Keeping it “professional” as always… I really do love … Continue reading “Older Colleagues” Encourage Office Games
That awkward moment when you’re pouring rice out of a bag….and go “Gah! Come on! Ffs – The hole’s too small!” and your housemate gives you a cheeky look before leaving the kitchen in silence… Ok, so, I realize now it must’ve sounded a bit “dodgy”….Looks like someones’ mind’s just as dirty as mine 😉 Continue reading Rice Pouring Leads To Cheeky Glances In Suburb
I never used to question why some pyjama bottoms have buttons in the front… until I moved in with a guy who wears them and noticed that the ONE button that always seems to stick out and be visible under the line of his T-shirt is causing me to have daily convos with his crotch instead of his face! Maybe it’s sexual frustration that’s causing my attention to “wander” to his “nether regions” but this is getting awkward now! Fingers crossed he hasn’t noticed :s Continue reading Mad Woman Starts Conversation With Man’s Crotch!
That awkward moment when you ask “Le Shy Guy” at work for advice on something…… And he gives you “the wrong answer” causing you to go “Oh! Balls!” loud enough for people around you to hear… Hope I didn’t traumatise the poor thing… I really need to work on my “professionalism” :s Continue reading Unprofessional Woman Startles Colleague!
My housemate: “See, you bought yourself lingerie for Valentine’s Day – I bought myself steak!” Talk about “contrasts”… Oh well, sounds like we’ve got our priorities straight to me…. 😉 Or what do you reckon? Continue reading Priorities For Valentine’s Day
There’s nothing quite like getting on a bus that reeks of weed before 8AM… now to the billion-dollar-question: Do I hold my breath? If I inhale, chances are I’ll be “high as a kite” before I get to work… Suppose that could make for a fun Monday… 😉 Continue reading Reports on Bus Smelling of Weed
There’s nothing quite like spending a Sunday eve with a bit of Sandra Bullock ( – Spank you ITV2 for deciding to show Miss Congeniality tonight)! I don’t know what it is about the woman, but I LOVE HER (if … Continue reading S.I.N.G-in’ with “Sandy B” on a Sunday Night…
Well, as you may or mat not have guessed, I’ve been celebrating the latter today as I’m not to fussed about the former (but I do hope those of you who are actually part of a couple – or just like celebrating Valentine’s Day anyway – have had a fab day!). How I “celebrated”? Well, I met up with a friend, went to Ann Summers and got myself a present, went for a drink and am now spending the night on the couch with Jeremy Renner (The Bourne Legacy) & a bottle of rosé…All-in-all, an EPIC day (& night) I’d … Continue reading Valentine’s Day/ National Think About Sex Day
That awkward moment when you say “Thank you” when getting of the train…(even though there’s no one there to say “thank you” to) and the girl in front of you looks at you like you’re mad! Hm… Something tells me I’ve probably gotten a bit too used to taking the bus…And I guess certain “bus- manners” (I.e. Saying “thank you” to the driver as you get off) don’t really work on trains :s Oh well… Fingers crossed my randomness made someone’s day 😉 Continue reading Young (Possibly Mad) Woman Randomly Says “Thank You” When Getting Off a Train