Rice Pouring Leads To Cheeky Glances In Suburb

That awkward moment when you’re pouring rice out of a bag….and go “Gah! Come on! Ffs – The hole’s too small!” and your housemate gives you a cheeky look before leaving the kitchen in silence… Ok, so, I realize now it must’ve sounded a bit “dodgy”….Looks like someones’ mind’s just as dirty as mine 😉 Continue reading Rice Pouring Leads To Cheeky Glances In Suburb

Mad Woman Starts Conversation With Man’s Crotch!

I never used to question why some pyjama bottoms have buttons in the front… until I moved in with a guy who wears them and noticed that the ONE button that always seems to stick out and be visible under the line of his T-shirt is causing me to have daily convos with his crotch instead of his face! Maybe it’s sexual frustration that’s causing my attention to “wander” to his “nether regions” but this is getting awkward now! Fingers crossed he hasn’t noticed :s Continue reading Mad Woman Starts Conversation With Man’s Crotch!

Valentine’s Day/ National Think About Sex Day

Well, as you may or mat not have guessed, I’ve been celebrating the latter today as I’m not to fussed about the former (but I do hope those of you who are actually part of a couple – or just like celebrating Valentine’s Day anyway – have had a fab day!). How I “celebrated”? Well, I met up with a friend, went to Ann Summers and got myself a present, went for a drink and am now spending the night on the couch with Jeremy Renner (The Bourne Legacy) & a bottle of rosé…All-in-all, an EPIC day (& night) I’d … Continue reading Valentine’s Day/ National Think About Sex Day

Young (Possibly Mad) Woman Randomly Says “Thank You” When Getting Off a Train

That awkward moment when you say “Thank you” when getting of the train…(even though there’s no one there to say “thank you” to) and the girl in front of you looks at you like you’re mad! Hm… Something tells me I’ve probably gotten a bit too used to taking the bus…And I guess certain “bus- manners” (I.e. Saying “thank you” to the driver as you get off) don’t really work on trains :s Oh well… Fingers crossed my randomness made someone’s day 😉 Continue reading Young (Possibly Mad) Woman Randomly Says “Thank You” When Getting Off a Train