That awkward moment when the music from your “golden days” is on the new “Old School Anthems”-album…!… It’s finally happened! I’m officially OLD! Continue reading “The Golden Days” Are Now “Old School”
The awkward moment When you accidentally boob-grazed your manager…,as you reach for her cup to make her a drink! (Way to go, Agnes!) It was her fault though…she practically “walked into my hand”! She didn’t react though so hopefully she didn’t notice…. could really do without being reported for sexual harassment! Lol! Continue reading The Accidental Boob-Graze That Went Unnoticed!
So…. My housemate decided not to come home last night which, in itself, isn’t an issue – I mean, he’s a grown man (even though he’s younger than me) who can do whatever he wants. HOWEVER, you would’ve thought that he would’ve learned, after the last time he did this, that letting me know might be a good idea…. But NO! If I got a “sorry for making you worry” back when I texted to “check in” and see if he was alive? – Hell-to-the-NO! All I got was a “I’m good don’t worry :)”… Ok, so it could’ve been … Continue reading “Like a married couple” or simply male-female dynamics?
My Housemate walking in on me cooking in my new, snazzy sateen wrap: P: “So…Dressing-gown-cooking, is it?” Me: “Yep…You should be glad I’m not naked under this…” *giggling* Xx A Continue reading Young Lady Caught Cooking in Dressing Gown
That awkward moment when you’re sat at your desk and Linkin Park – One Step Closer starts playing really loudly from somewhere… You look around and it turns out its “the outsiders’” phone ringing… Damn her for picking up… Nostalgia … Continue reading Severe Case of Nostalgia Nearly Causes Girl To Headbang In Corporate Office
That awkward moment when you leave work 10 minutes early…… Just as the semi-hot ex-military guy’s stepped outside for a smoke, and you have to “jump” the low fence to get out of the parking lot (in a semi-tight skirt I might add!)… I probably looked about as graceful as an elephant trying to twerk… Continue reading Young Woman Possibly Mistaken For Twerking Elephant!
That awkward moment when you receive an email at work… And the email subject is: “Guidance ahead of the general election”… … But you read: “Guidance ahead of the general erection”… Think my brain just “Freudian slipped” BIG TIME! :s Continue reading A Very Untimely Erection!
It’s not even 9AM yet…. and I’ve already traumatised a colleague and entertained a director. Turns out all you need is a water bottle with the top screwed on so tight you can’t open it. Then all you have to do is ask your colleague, aka “Le Shy Guy”, to help and just stand back and watch him struggle (and he DID! Don’t think he’ll ever do anything I ask him to ever again!) while your director watches the both of you from her office with an amused look on her face… TGIF is all I can say! Continue reading Young Woman Intending to Make Colleague Look Good Does The Opposite.
And “todays’ truth” was delivered by my dear “bumper-cars”-colleague: “With the amount of tea and coffee we drink, you’d think the least they could do is instal a shuttle to the loos…!” He does have a point, bless him. It really would be quite handy. Not that the loo’s miles away… But “when you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go”! Continue reading Speculations On Whether a ” Loo-Shuttle” Would Be of Use To The Working Public
My housemates’ response to whether or not he’d bail me out of jail if I was arrested for punching someone in the face (yes – it’s been “one of those days”… And I can’t even blame PMS for it…): “Well… … Continue reading Young Woman Takes Sigh of Relief as Her Housemate Declares He WOULD Bail Her Out Of Prison If Needed