Just before 3PM this afternoon, the young woman at Number 36 was nearly scared to death in her garden. It is said that the young woman … Continue reading Young Woman (Nearly) Scared To Death In Garden
It has been reported that a young woman, new to the art of gardening, has paid her 5th visit to her local Homebase store this week. … Continue reading Young Woman Pays 5th Visit In ONE Week To Homebase.
Why do we find it so scary? I’ll be the first to admit I’ve been in a bad mood and on the verge of flipping my s*** ever since I came back into work on Tuesday to find that, not only had my desk been moved (which I actually knew about), but my entire job role had changed (completely over night and without any discussion – with me anyway – whatsoever). My first instinct was to fight it with everything I’ve got…or run out of there and NEVER come back. Our first instinct always seems to be to fight change, … Continue reading Change…
Around 11AM today, a young woman reportedly went outside to get a sandwich from the coffee van outside her work when she bumped into the “familiar-yet-unfamiliar-bum”. It is reported that the young woman recognised the bum instantly as she has historically kept a close eye on it. This is also reported to be the reason why the young woman could tell that said bum wasn’t as flat as usual. “I didn’t want to stare, but it was kind of obvious that ‘someone’s been working out’… And I’m DEFINITELY not complaining..” The young woman said after the event, seemingly caught in … Continue reading “Pumped up” (Male) Bum Causes Distraction In Coffee Queue…
It is reported that a young woman attempted to start conversation with the young man she is currently living with, just after 9PM this evening. Further, … Continue reading Young Woman Attempts Conversation With Housemate – Fails!
This warning comes after members of the British public nearly died due to severe oxygen deprivation following a series of severe laugh-attacks! Why? Because, like with so many other sayings in different languages (that occasionally doesn’t even make a lot of sense to begin with), when directly translated word-for-word – the sayings don’t make sense or just sound “wrong”! The 13 sayings below are just a few “unfortunate” examples – just a small testament to how “wrong” it can go! Now you have taken a shit in the blue locker…. (Original Swedish saying: “Nu har du skitit i det blå skåpet”) … Continue reading LATEST NEWS: Swedes Are Now Advised To NOT Try And Translate Their Swedish Sayings When Travelling/Living In English-Speaking Countries!
It is reported that the incident occurred as the young woman was brushing her teeth, getting ready for bed, after watching the latest episode of Empire on E4. As she was stood there watching herself in the mirror – couch-hair, … Continue reading Young Woman Attempts Rapping – Fails Miserably!
An independent case study has shown that the subject (a young woman in her mid-twenties) would be more bothered about having to spend her Tuesday night … Continue reading Better A Broken Pair Of Tights Than Rosé-Free Tuesday Nights?
It’s reported that the following conversation took place in an unknown office on the outskirts of Poole this afternoon. Male colleague: “Sorry, but I’m going to have to close the blinds. A car’s literally reflecting the sun right into my eyes.. *jokingly starts feeling around the desk*…it’s like ‘I know you’re there next to me somewhere, I just can’t see you’!” Female colleague: “Not to worry… I’ll just whack you with my handbag if you touch ‘something’ you shouldn’t be touching!” After stating how semi-inappropriate the conversation cold come across to other people (depending on how dirty other people’s minds … Continue reading Afternoon-Office-Bantering-Session Causes Hysterical Laughter!
A gardening frenzy seems to have struck suburbia on this fine Bank Holiday Monday – And it’s reported that pink gardening gloves and snazzy wellies both play a … Continue reading Gardening Frenzy Strikes In Suburbia!