Young Woman “Refines” The  “Downward-Sliding-Tights-Squat” In The Middle Of Office!

It is reported to have been just after lunchtime today that the young woman grabbed the opportunity to “pull her tights up”.  As the young woman thought no one was watching she was anything but “graceful” – squatting and “wiggling around” – making sure she managed to pull them up properly.  It was only when she was done and turned around that she realised one of her male colleagues was watching her. “He looked at me like I was mad before he finally burst out laughing!” The young woman said, horrified after the incident!  Continue reading Young Woman “Refines” The  “Downward-Sliding-Tights-Squat” In The Middle Of Office!

Young Woman’s Singing Mistaken For Mooing Of Injured Cow!

During the course of this evening, it has been reported that a young woman’s singing has been mistaken for the sound of a certain farm animal. The young woman reportedly decided to attempt a singalong (to Christina Perri’s A Thousand Years) while thinking she was home alone. Little did she know that the young man living under the same roof was curled up in the study trying to revise for an exam! It is not yet known whether the incident has had any significant impact on the young man’s health…or whether the housemate relationship has suffered any consequences… Witnesses state, … Continue reading Young Woman’s Singing Mistaken For Mooing Of Injured Cow!

Savage Garden – Affirmation

I believe the sun should never set upon an argumentI believe we place our happiness in other people’s hands I believe that junk food tastes so good because it’s bad for you I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem I believe I’m loved when I’m completely by myself alone I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned I believe you can’t appreciate real love until you’ve been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe … Continue reading Savage Garden – Affirmation

Team-Building-Day Causes Young Woman To Mentally Start Planning Her Future Wedding!

The young woman’s inspiration was reportedly sparked by the venue where the team-building-day was held. The funny side to the story? Well, that would be that the young woman is currently single! Reports suggest, however, that she is extremely optimistic that she will find Mr.”Brave Enough” when the time is right. When asked s to why she’s not looking for a Mr.Right, she simply said “I’m not stupid, I know I’m not perfect. I know I can be extremely difficult to be around, let alone LIVE WITH, sometimes. And that’s why I know it’s going to take a special guy – … Continue reading Team-Building-Day Causes Young Woman To Mentally Start Planning Her Future Wedding!