Shoppers at a local Tesco store were made brutally aware of what happens when you cross a certain young woman on the hunt for fudge! … Continue reading Fudge-Hunting-Woman On The Loose!
The busy weekend that flew by is reported to have taken its toll on our dear young woman. So much so that it’s started to reflect … Continue reading Young Woman’s (Fluffy) Secret Revealed!
We are happy to report that our dear young woman managed to drag herself out of the house on this fine Sunday. It is, however, speculated … Continue reading Young Woman Blames Younger Twin For ‘Leading Her Astray’
Today is reportedly a slow, sluggish, Sunday at Number 28. This ‘lack of speed’ comes after our dear young woman attended her first ever Wine Festival … Continue reading Slow(-Sluggish)-Sunday
Earlier this evening, as our dear young woman was on her way to her local Sainsbury’s to get some Friday-Night-Junk (i.e Sweets, chocolate, crisps and other unnecessary necessities), she is reported to have had somewhat of an epiphany. Walking down the street, the young woman realized she was feeling extremely uncomfortable in the jeans she had just put on (the black pair she hardly ever wears). It dawned on her that her jeans appeared tight in a VERY unusual way. “It was like they were tight in the front as opposed to over my bum – like just over where … Continue reading Young Woman Has Epiphany In Tight Jeans
After work today, the young woman at Number 28 came home to find her landlady’s little 3-year-old granddaughter stood on a chair by the sink washing something. Upon seeing the young woman, the little girl kept off the chair and across the floor, grabbing the young woman’s hand a dragging her with her to the sink. There it became apparent that the little girl had been washing her sweets (as she didn’t like the green ones!).. As the little girl disappeared for a few seconds it is reported that the young woman sat down to catch her breath after a … Continue reading Young Woman Outsmarted By 3-Year-Old!
‘It’ being the pair of trousers she’s wearing…! Continue reading ‘Smart'(-Looking) Cookie Nearly) ‘Cracks It’…
Upon heating her lunch in the canteen earlier today, a certain young woman found herself face-to-face (or rather ‘face-to-chocolate-chip’) with a semi-gorgeous muffin. “I tried to … Continue reading Young Woman Loses Stare-Off Against Muffin!
Reports from this morning suggest our dear young woman appears to have spent most of it walking around feeling like a cow. The reason for this, … Continue reading Necklace Causes Young Woman To Feel Like Cow!