A certain young woman is reported to have shocked her colleagues with honesty earlier today. The incident is said to have occurred as the young lady was on her lunchbreak. Sitting down she bumped into three of her colleagues. As one of then asked the young woman if she was ok the young woman is reported to have answered with an unconvincing “Yea..”. When confronted about this lack of conviction the young woman reportedly said “Well… To be honest, I can’t wait to go home and get drunk…”. Upon this declaration, witnesses claim that the young woman’s colleagues looked shocked … Continue reading Young Woman Shocks With Honesty
A certain young woman is currently reported to be in a rather nasty conflict with her nails. Though details are a bit unclear, sources close to … Continue reading Young Woman In Conflict With Her (Blingy) Nails
I just felt like ‘proper posh’ was the only way to go really… Continue reading Ending The Year With Black And Bling!
Reports just in claim that the toaster at Number 28 went on strike this morning. Unfortunately, this is reported to have meant that a certain young woman didn’t get her toast for breakfast. People in the young woman’s near vicinity are advised to keep their distance, this as it is not yet known whether the young woman is on the warpath. Continue reading Toaster Declares Strike!
Reports just in, claim that a certain young woman had to venture out of the office at lunchtime. The reason for this venture is said to have been the young woman’s need to get lunch – having overslept this morning, hence, forgetting to bring her intended meal. Upon leaving the building, the young woman immediately bumped into ‘Frank’. “I’d like to say he was a gentleman at first… But the truth is, he was a complete dawg! The date only lasted for 10 minutes yet it’s rendered me wet with the ‘added bonus’ if ‘sex hair’ – that’s just plain … Continue reading Unexpected Date Takes Its Toll!
The young woman at Number 28 is said to have nearly bored herself to death unpacking this evening. Having had the suitcase staring her in the … Continue reading Young Woman Nearly Bored To Death Unpacking Suitcase!
The thought occurred to me during my (phone) session with my therapist today. She said “The future’s an illusion and the past is gone. So all … Continue reading Why Do We Need To Be Reminded Of Things We Already Know?
A certain young woman is said to have fallen in love on her recent trip back to her homeland. The object of her infatuation is said to be and English cover of a song that is really as old as she is! “I know I’m late in this discovery, but I can’t stop listening to it! There’s some serious lip-syncing going on in this place right now…!” Continue reading Young Woman Falls In Love With A Cover!
Earlier this afternoon, the young woman at Number 28 is said to have nearly been scarred to death by a stranger. When the incident occurred, the young woman was reportedly in the bathroom on the second floor, about to ‘throw in the towel’ and get into the shower. “I turned around and saw this neon-coloured thing in the corner of my eye! Turns out it was a man working on the neighbors roof…That was a VERY close call! I really wouldn’t want to be responsible for flashing/ traumatizing a stranger to the point where he falls off a roof and … Continue reading Young Woman Nearly Scared To Death By Stranger On The Roof!