New Years Celebrations End On Couch!

New Years Celebrations last night are reported to have been ‘successful’.

“It was such a good night… But I actually can’t remember WHEN and HOW I fell asleep on the couch… with my friends mum ‘in your arms’… We were talking and I must’ve just dozed off…” The young woman said, her face still wearing the make up from last night looking like a ‘walk of shame’ in its own right.

A recent update from sources close to the woman claim she is slowly starting to return to her ‘normal self’ after last nights festivities… One fracker at a time…


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