Oat-Spillage Causes (Morning)Chaos 


Chaos is reported to have erupted at Number 28 this morning as our dear young woman was making her breakfast.

Still in the ‘zombie-stage’ of her ‘awakening’, the young woman went to get some rolled oats for her porridge. Wrapped up in a daydream about going back to bed, it took her a couple of seconds to notice the oats seeping out through a tiny hole in bottom the bag. “All I could think was ‘But… That’s the wrong end! I REALLY don’t have time for this!”

Reports suggest that the young woman still got her porridge. The current state of the young woman’s kitchen cupboard does, however, remain unclear.


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