Still in the ‘zombie-stage’ of her ‘awakening’, the young woman went to get some rolled oats for her porridge. Wrapped up in a daydream about going back to bed, it took her a couple of seconds to notice the oats seeping out through a tiny hole in bottom the bag. “All I could think was ‘But… That’s the wrong end! I REALLY don’t have time for this!”
Reports suggest that the young woman still got her porridge. The current state of the young woman’s kitchen cupboard does, however, remain unclear.