‘(Dog)Poo-Panic’ On Sidewalk

On her way to the bus stop after her weekly shop, a certain young woman is reported to have panicked.

The cause of this sudden wave of emotion is reported to have been a giant turd. “It was just there! Casually ‘hanging out’ on the sidewalk! And I nearly stepped in it! I really hope no one saw me…” The young woman said, casting suspicious glances in every direction, trying to identify any sign of life in the near vicinity.

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