News just in from earlier this evening claim that our dear young woman at number 28 has cast a curse on underwear (particularly panties) and tights!
This news comes after the young woman made her regular evening-attempt at Tai Chi. When questioned about the incident the young woman first appeared reluctant to talk about what happened. However, upon some ‘prodding’ she gave the following comment: “To avoid being unnecessarily crude, let’s just say that my ‘southern regions’ decided to ‘swallow’ my knickers….with a little help from my tights! We’re talking ‘camel toes galore’! Maybe I should just start doing Tai Chi naked…”.