Spontaneous Dance-Off Breaks Out At Number 28

A dance-off is reported to have broken out at Number 28 this evening. Upon finding her orchid blooming, witnesses claim the young woman got so excited she started to dance. The frantic spastic dance is said to have turned into an accidental dance battle between the young woman and her kettle – a battle which the young woman is said to have lost – SPECTACULARLY! Even so, when questioned about her loss the young woman seems anything but defeated. “I may have lost this battle but I, personally, think I’ve won the war! I may not know how to ‘spastically … Continue reading Spontaneous Dance-Off Breaks Out At Number 28

Young Woman Has Epiphany – Scores Some Serious ‘Adult Points’

A young woman is said to have had an epiphany during her lunch hour on this fine Wednesday. Finding herself in a pointless, brain-cell-genocidal conversation with an online hunk, the young woman is reported to have realised something. “Having a conversation with someone for the sheer reason that they’re hunky, is seriously soul destroying! Why do I bother? He’ll never understand my humour and it’s such a turn-off!” Sources close to the young woman have expressed their surprise over the incident. They claim that, for the young woman to make such a comment, she must’ve come a long way! One … Continue reading Young Woman Has Epiphany – Scores Some Serious ‘Adult Points’

22 Times Jessica Day Perfectly Summed Up Your Life As An ENFP

1. When you’re afraid that you’re idealizing your love life (again): New Girl2. When you need alone time to process your feelings but your friends just don’t understand: New Girl3. When you’re exhausted from trying to act normal all day: New Girl4. When you really want to hate someone but you’re compulsively open-minded: New Girl5.… http://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2016/03/x-times-jessica-day-described-your-entire-life-as-an-enfp/ Continue reading 22 Times Jessica Day Perfectly Summed Up Your Life As An ENFP