Young Wiman Develops Addiction To Arm Knitting!

News are just in stating that a certain young woman is feared to have developed an addiction over the weekend.

Having been in a state of ‘constant freezing’ over the last couple of months, witnesses claim the young woman has not turned to alcohol, as people might think. Instead, it is believed that the young woman has, in fact, entered the beginning stages of an arm-knitting-addiction. 

“I discovered it in Pinterest about a month ago but didn’t actually try it until last night… And this is my second one…” The young woman said, fondling the red scarf around her neck.

After some digging, investing officers managed to find the source of the young woman’s addiction at the following location:  http://cutediyprojects.com/diy/knitting-tutorial-make-infinity-scarf-half-hour/ … Members of the public are urged to proceed with caution…

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