Spontaneous Dance-Off Breaks Out At Number 28

A dance-off is reported to have broken out at Number 28 this evening.

Upon finding her orchid blooming, witnesses claim the young woman got so excited she started to dance. The frantic spastic dance is said to have turned into an accidental dance battle between the young woman and her kettle – a battle which the young woman is said to have lost – SPECTACULARLY! Even so, when questioned about her loss the young woman seems anything but defeated. “I may have lost this battle but I, personally, think I’ve won the war! I may not know how to ‘spastically twitch’, ‘beat box’ and boil water simultaneously, BUT I’ve managed to keep an orchid alive long enough for it to bloom again… And that’s pretty awesome!”

  

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