Earlier today, a certain young woman is reported to have ventured out of her humble abode for an eye test – a test which is said to have brought out something in her that hasn’t been brought out before.
Going through the motions and the eye examination the young woman was heard to exclaim “Goodness me, I feel like an ostrich!” before proceeding to wind her neck back and forth while trying to make out the characters on the wall with the snazzy test-spectacles on. This little charade is reported to had been enough to cause the poor optician in the room to start laughing.
It has yet to be confirmed whether the male optician has been told this by a woman before. It is however believe he is not in a habit of bringing out any sort of feather clad creatures of any of his other clients.