Escape Of The Tatas!

News just in report that a certain young woman’s breasts appear to have attempted to make a break for it this morning. 

The attempt (pictured below) is reported to have been discovered as the young woman took her coat off at work this morning. “I don’t know what to say! I know it’s not very likely that the shirt shrunk on my way here but it really didn’t look this tight at home!”

While the young woman remains puzzled, her breasts strongly deny any wrong-doing on their part. When asked about the reason for their attempted escape they merely claimed to be fed up with their life in imprisonment. When asked by reporters if the reason given was, in fact, just a cover-up for unintentional weight gain, the pair demanded to be left alone, threatening to start popping buttons if reporters did not comply.


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