Thick Tights Reluctantly Come Out Of Hibernation 

News this morning report of slight comotion at Number 28. The kerfuffle is reported to have broken out when it dawned on a certain young woman that she had run out of thin tights. After poking around in the deepest, darkest corners of her closet she is reported to have finally found a pair of thick, black tights to go with her outfit.  According to witnesses, the tights, who had reportedly gone into hibernation for the summer, proceeded to put up a fight, causing the young woman to have to use force to drag the pair out. “I didn’t want … Continue reading Thick Tights Reluctantly Come Out Of Hibernation