Colleague Charms ‘Warrior Princess’… With Doughnuts!

Reports just in claim that our dear young woman (aka ‘Warrior Princess’) has been ‘charmed’ (read: BRIBED) into submission.

The surrender reportedly took place when the young woman’s colleague waved a bag of doughnuts infront of her nose while saying “Would you rather die happy with clogged arteries or live a long, miserable, healthy life?!”. Witnesses claim that the young woman appears to have been on a sugar rush ever since while singing her colleagues praises: “She always looks after me… She knows that ‘doughnut bribery’ works every time!” 

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