Young Woman Caught Dancing With Cherry Tomatoes

In the early hours of this morning, a young woman was reportedly witnessed doing a morning dance in her kitchen.

“Had it just been a normal dance, with or without a NORMAL partner, I really wouldn’t have been that concerned…” Said a witness “… But seeing someone dancing with cherry tomatoes is slightly concerning.”

When asked to defend her ‘actions’ the young woman said “I don’t know what happened. I was preparing my lunch and, suddenly,  the little buggers where bouncing around on the floor. I had to jump to avoid squashing them!”

We have been unable to reach the tomatoes for a comment but are told they have successfully been incarcerated in the fridge, pending further investigation into their behaviour. 

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