Young Woman Confesses To Living In Fear Of Orchid Leaf

Reports just in this morning, claim that a certain young woman has admitted to be living in a fear of her orchid. Or, to be precise, ONE OF ITS LEAVES!

The delusional fear is said to have crept up on the young woman as the leaf in question recently started to wither. “Over night it just appears to have gone all slack and soft…” The young woman said. When asked why this seemingly trivial thing scares her, she continued “Suppose it’s an omen… For, like… My sexlife…?!”.

Until this spell of paranoia has passed, the young woman is reportedly being kept under observation by close friends.

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