Young Woman Shamelessly Tickled By Bush!

This evening, reports have reached us about an incident taking place on a sidewalk.

It was just before 7PM this evening, that a certain young woman was on her way home from a local bus stop when she was reportedly ‘tickled’ by a bush. When asked about the event, the young woman said “I suppose I should take the blame – or possibly blame the sun for shining into my eyes – but I feel my hair has been violated all the same! Some people really need to learn to trim their bushes! Keep the hedges within your fences, people! Don’t let ’em all ‘hang out’! Heaven knows who they’ll decide to ‘tickle’ next time! 

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