The Pug Invasion

The morning routines are reported to have come to a complete halt at Number 28 this morning. The news comes after a certain visitor is said to have scared a young woman half to death, mid-morning-mirror-pep-talk.

“I just heard this gurgling noise – you know when it sounds like someone/something’s coming to eat you (and NOT in a good way)? I turned around and there she was – Millie the pug! I had to tear her away from a plastic bag and coax her onto the landing before I could get back to what I was doing.”

Further reports after the event suggest that the creature paid yet another visit to the young woman’s lair. However, witnesses claim that no harm was done as, despite everything, the two seem to secretly like each other…


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