Around lunchtime on this find Bank Holiday Monday, a certain young woman is reported to have found herself right in the middle of a very unfortunate coincidence.
Upon sitting outside her favourite cafe in the park, zipping her latte while enjoying the view, listening to a young man perform, she is said to have heard something that caught her by surprise.
“He was doing a medley, which was really good… Then I suddenly heard him go straight from ‘I’ve got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it’… to ‘I want to break free!!!’!!… Now maybe it’s just my dirty sense of humour but, HOW unfortunate is that?!” The young woman said, still giggling while covering her eyes from the sun.