Young Woman In Stare-Off With Eight-Legged-Creature

In the latest news from this evening, we are able to report that a certain young woman has been declared the winner of a heavy stare-off!

The new comes after the young woman’s opponent, a bigger-than-tiny,but-far-from-huge spider, reportedly decided to ‘leg it’ and hide in a corner of the room NOT visible from the young woman’s bed. 

Though the young woman claims she ‘played by the rules’, witnesses claim to have heard her whisper “f*** off and I’ll let you live!”just moments before the spiders escape. The allegations are, however, yet to be confirmed. Meanwhile, we have been unable to locate mentioned spider for a comment about the event…


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