Upon waiting for the bus to work this morning, a young woman is said to have found herself being approached by a far-from-ugly-but-not-exactly-hunky young man.
“He just asked me if he was at the right bus stop and if I knew where he needed to get off… I wasn’t really able to help him with the latter…” The young woman said, seemingly oblivious to the encounter. It was only after the young man got off the bus and the young woman realised he hadn’t asked the bus driver where he needed to get off and still seemed to know exactly where to press the button, that the young woman ‘woke up and smelled the coffee’ (that she was yet to have at that stage).
“So he knew exactly where he was going?! He must’ve done as he was talking to someone on the phone the entire bus journey so he couldn’t have looked it up… ” the young woman said, reluctantly admitting that the most likely explanation is that the man only used his ‘query’ as a subtle excuse to talk to her. “That smooth b***er… I didn’t even realise!”