Young Woman’s Oversleeping Causes Trauma In Suburbia 

Having overslept this morning, a certain young woman is said to have believed that skipping breakfast would be the easy ‘fix’ needed to ensure she still left woe work on time… she was wrong! “Turns out I still took a bit too long to get ready!” The young woman said, noticeably flustered. Leaving the house 5 minutes late witnesses claim the situation (not to mention the young woman) wasn’t looking to bad. “Then I saw the bus turning the corner… and I had to start running!” Witnesses to the incident claim to have seen the young woman, not running so … Continue reading Young Woman’s Oversleeping Causes Trauma In Suburbia 

Young Woman Makes Odd Likeness Less Than 24 Hours After Flu Jab

Having had her first ever flu jab (as an adult) yesterday, a certain young woman is said to be suffering one of the slight side effects today. “I kind of feel like a body builder who’s been doing loads of weights with one arm but comepletely neglected the other! It just feels like my left upper arm has ballooned up even though you can’t really see it… it’s sore though… but hey ho!” Continue reading Young Woman Makes Odd Likeness Less Than 24 Hours After Flu Jab