Young Woman (Almost) Fails To ‘Hold It Together’ Amid Claims Of An Attempt At Bizarre Prevention…

The usual Monday-struggle appears to have graced suburbia with its presence once again. However, this week, tempers appear to be flaring for a very bizarre reason…

This news comes after a certain young woman nearly ‘lost it’ today. The young woman gives her account of the cause as follows: “You know when you’re actually in a good mood, people come to you with problems and you gladly try to help them… but nothing seems to be good enough? Today’s just been one of those days when everyone seems to be looking for ‘tits on an ant’…”. Despite looking noticeably drained, the young woman gladly responded when asked about her peculiar reference: “It basically means they were looking for problems… that weren’t there!!!”

During the course of this evening, the young woman issued a statement, apologising for her short temper “Sorry… I don’t know why it annoyed me so much today of all days… I guess my upbeat ‘zenity’ has been dashed with a hint of PMS this week…!”

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