Young Woman Considers Committing Crime…

During the course of this fine Friday, we are able to report that a certain young woman momentarily considered committing a crime.

Upon further investigation, it became clear that the reason for this consideration was no more than a picture… Of Channing Tatum in a police uniform! “I mean, OH MY GOD!” was all the young woman said when asked about the ‘incident’.

Sources close to the young woman are reported to believe that the sudden ‘delirium’ may have been brought on by the fever the young woman has been suffering the last couple of days. She has since gone to bed and is snoozing along to a movie. It has yet to be confirmed whether the movie in question is, in fact, Magic Mike XXL…


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