News in from Number 28 this evening report that a certain young lodger has finally won her battle against a stubborn lid.
Said lid, reportedly belonging to a glass jar of coconut oil, is said to have stood in the young woman’s way for THREE days. “3 days without coconut oil! Ok, so it wasn’t a life and death situation… but seriously!”
Sources close to the young woman claim she refused to ask her fellow ‘inhabitants’ for help out of pure principle. They do, however, also claim that the incident has caused the young woman to start considering her current situation. “Maybe I need to start looking around for an ‘on-call-pretend-boyfriend’ ONLY for situations like these? You know, ‘opening’, ‘lifting’, ‘reaching’ and that sort of thing…?”