(Sh)attack Of The Pigeons! 

News just in from lunchtime today, report of a ‘near miss’ involving a certain young woman.

Witnesses claim that the young woman nearly found herself in the middle of a ‘shit storm’ upon waking through the park in the city centre. Upon giv bf her own account of the event, the young woman said “There I was, strolling along, zipping on my coffee when, suddenly, a mahossive pigeon-poo landed right in front of me!”

According to the young woman, this is not the first time she has felt violated by the feathery creatures “I think they’ve always had it in for me”.


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