New Years Eve Confessions From Suburbia…

A major confession is said to have been made at Number 28 this evening (if it can get any bigger than the revelation that a certain young woman is staying in!)

Just before 7PM, a certain young lodger is said to have encountered a bit of an issue. “I realised the bottle of Prosecco in my fridge had a cork and not a screw-top…” She said, before moving in to the nights revelation… “I’ve never popped a cork before…. I always get someone else to do it!”

Refusing to let this stand between her and her Prosecco, the young woman is said to have consulted Google. When asked about the outcome, witnesses claim the young woman merely toasted them… With a smug smile on her face! 

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