Young Woman Accused Of Attempting To Murder Her Phone!

In the latest news from suburbia this fine Saturday evening, we are able to report that a young woman has been accused of ‘attempted murder’. The accuser and self proclaimed ‘victim’ of the attempt – the young woman’s phone – made the following comment right after the incident: “I swear she did it on purpose! She knows she can get an upgraded ANY day now… I don’t think she ‘dropped me’ into that cup of tea by accident!” Although witnesses claim the cup was practically empty, reports still suggest that the incident appears to have aroused fear in all the … Continue reading Young Woman Accused Of Attempting To Murder Her Phone!