Around lunchtime today, a certain closet at Number 28 is said to have been subjected to invasion.
Since the incident, the ‘invaders’ have been confirmed to be two bralettes – volunteerly brought home by said closet’s owner. “Would I have been happier if she’d bothered to ask me first? – Sure! But this ALWAYS happens!”
Ignoring the closet’s less than excited comment, the young woman was happy to give her own take on the situation: “I’m just so excited! I love this new bralette fashion! It’s so cute!”