‘Sink Fountains’ & ‘Mascara Poking’ Baffle Suburbia! 

In the wake of yesterday’s attack on the capital, the inhabitants of Number 28 are said to have managed to get a night’s rest, assured that all theirs acquaintances and loved ones are safe and sound. Even so, something appears to be ‘in the air’…

“This morning is just odd” a young woman said, still drying off from a ‘surprise shower’, courtesy of one of her spoons, the sink and some badly aimed water. According to witnesses on the scene, the young woman’s morning reportedly got even more awkward as she accidentally poked herself in the eye with her mascara, causing her to look like a deformed panda.


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