Escape Of The Tomato!

When the rest of suburbia was still stirring this morning, a certain young woman is reported to have been witnessed playing a random game of ‘chase the tomatoe’.

“Serves me right for not prepping my lunch last night” she was heard mumbling as she crawled around on all fours trying to catch the red escapee – “Looking about as graceful as an elephant trying to twerk!” Said one of the witnesses!

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