Young Woman Wrongly (Self) Diagnosed With Delirium & A Dirty Mind  

In the early working hours of this morning, a certain young office worker is said to have wrongly diagnosed herself with both delirium and a dirty mind – and taken it back again within the space of a minute! According to witnesses – a rather ratty stapler and a wonky paper clip – the first cup of coffee of the day was still being drunk, and brains were slowly waking up, when the incident occurred. The young woman reportedly asked a younger member of staff if he could do something for her to which he agreed – unintentionally triggering the … Continue reading Young Woman Wrongly (Self) Diagnosed With Delirium & A Dirty Mind  

Spectacular Failure Of Sneaky Plan As Suburbia Wakes To A New Day

A sneaky master plan is reported to have failed, rather spectacularly in suburbia this morning. The plan, whose master is said to be a certain young lodger, was reportedly to sneak back in to Number 28 unnoticed – having spent the night at an unknown location. “I tried… but as I walked up the stairs, I bumped into one (of my fellow residents)… Her look said it all! Then another one called out a sheepish ‘Helloooo…’ from her bedroom… I REALLY thought I’d have this covered!” Continue reading Spectacular Failure Of Sneaky Plan As Suburbia Wakes To A New Day

Young Woman Traumatises Fellow Commuter With ‘Tipsy Google History’

During rush hour this morning, a young woman is believed to have potentially scarred a fellow commuter for life. This news comes after the young woman reportedly tried to connect to the bus wifi and some very awkward pictures from last nights tipsy googling popped up on her screen.  In an attempt to ‘save face’, the young woman said “What can I say? We were talking about Friends, and one of the girls wanted to know what a banana hammock is… I was just trying to be helpful!” Sources close to the young woman confirm that she is of a … Continue reading Young Woman Traumatises Fellow Commuter With ‘Tipsy Google History’

Young Woman Struggles To Hide Her ‘Excitement’

During lunchtime today, ‘lunchers’ in an office building at an unknown location, are reported to have become involuntary witnesses to a, somewhat, awkward encounter. Said encounter is said to have involved a certain young woman and her ‘lunchtime crush’. “I’ve seen him around as we usually end up in the lunch area at about the same time. Can’t say he’s my type really but he’s kind of cute.” Sources close to the woman claim they are not entirely sure the young woman is being honest regarding her perception of the mans cuteness. These doubt comes after the man sat down … Continue reading Young Woman Struggles To Hide Her ‘Excitement’